Total Medals Earned: 440 (From 73 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,010 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 16/22 (85/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (100/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/35 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/245 points)
Eat an apple
Play for 10 minutes
Eat 4 Ghosts with 1 Pellet
Reach level 21
Score 15000 points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!